(via staarfucks)
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
(via idyllicallyirrational)
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
bad social habits i have
- mumbling
- not smiling
- trailing off
- crossing my arms
- looking angry even though im not angry
- the fact i cant even socialize
- the fact im me
(via beatofmylife)
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money
i get paid for being born
i get paid
for living
it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day
(via heyfunniest)
me oh my god
this
(via idyllicallyirrational)
